Suuuuupp

I didn't forget I've just been busy.
But I have been learning stuff.
For example, Francis Pryor doesn't think there were any Anglo-Saxon invasions in the fifth or sixth century AD. Pfff.
And that guy from that TV show on channel four where they all wear orange boiler suits has a wonderful accent and beautiful curly locks - almost as good as Kyle Falconer. I might watch it one day.
And to not wear white socks which aren't yours with no shoes when its been raining and the path to your car is muddy. They will never be the same again. Nor will your relationship with the sock owner.

fine.

well here is a picture of a pony then.

i hope you're scared of horses.

fhdjthmn

I'm not going to forget, can't you just give me twenty quid cause this is a pain in the rrrse.

just to prove i haven't forgotten...

My week so far:

Monday = birthday, got drunk, fell in pond, lots of bruises, pain. Also, Green put me on facebook and I'm pretty sure I offended LOTs of people, good stuff.
Tuesday = hangover, made it through nearly four hours of lessons without falling asleep, developed severe and life threatening cold.
Weds = severe and life threatening cold even more severe and life threatening, lost last bobbly bit to go on headphone earplug bit, dad bought me a banana milkshake. cool.

Thurs = severe and life threatening cold less severe and life threatening, got told off by man for parking wrong outside college, went swimming and waved frantically at lady with condescending face everytime she looked at me condescendingly cause I can't swim proper, ate burnt lentil burger, wondered what I'd look like with green hair, tried to draw a picture of it, found a picture of me pulling creepy face.



me with green hair and creepy face



Today, I have been questioning things lots.

Here are some examples of my questions:

• Where is my mum? She offered me a cup of tea twenty minutes ago and now she is nowhere to be seen. She does this a lot.
• Why have I chosen the period of history that doesn’t exist to do an A level on?
• Who the fuck is Pitbull and why the hell is he all over Enrique? THAT’S MY GIG (and Ginge’s.) (So is whistling.)
• Will Alex ever get over her hatred of baked beans?
• SHUT THE FFF UP DAVID BOWIE I SO DON'T CARE IF THE WIND IS WILD RIGHT NOW I HAVE ABOUT TWENTY ARCHAEOLOGY ESSAYS TO WRITE

If anyone has any answers...

Stuff I learnt this weekend

-Africa and Spain are really close. I'd always thought there was miles between them but it is not so. Look,

I reckon I could swim that.

-I'm still allergic to chocolate spread.

-Marks and Spencers don't let you swear on birthday cakes

Love + Arthur Lee

The other day I burnt off a copy of Forever Changes by Love, which i haven't listened to in a while, and I just remembered how fucking brilliant they are.
But I swear, I've only ever met like two people who have ever heard of them, and one was my dad so he doesn't count. I don't get it, and it makes me crumple a bit inside. They're so perfect, I wish everyone knew them and loved them, that would be the best.
And also, while i fully accept Jimi Henddrix's awesomeness, their version of Hey Joe is  better. They're CRAZY good. And Arthur Lee is pretty much one of my favourite people in the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-3Tk1AoXaI&feature=fvst

coooooooooooool