just to prove i haven't forgotten...

My week so far:

Monday = birthday, got drunk, fell in pond, lots of bruises, pain. Also, Green put me on facebook and I'm pretty sure I offended LOTs of people, good stuff.
Tuesday = hangover, made it through nearly four hours of lessons without falling asleep, developed severe and life threatening cold.
Weds = severe and life threatening cold even more severe and life threatening, lost last bobbly bit to go on headphone earplug bit, dad bought me a banana milkshake. cool.

Thurs = severe and life threatening cold less severe and life threatening, got told off by man for parking wrong outside college, went swimming and waved frantically at lady with condescending face everytime she looked at me condescendingly cause I can't swim proper, ate burnt lentil burger, wondered what I'd look like with green hair, tried to draw a picture of it, found a picture of me pulling creepy face.



me with green hair and creepy face



Today, I have been questioning things lots.

Here are some examples of my questions:

• Where is my mum? She offered me a cup of tea twenty minutes ago and now she is nowhere to be seen. She does this a lot.
• Why have I chosen the period of history that doesn’t exist to do an A level on?
• Who the fuck is Pitbull and why the hell is he all over Enrique? THAT’S MY GIG (and Ginge’s.) (So is whistling.)
• Will Alex ever get over her hatred of baked beans?
• SHUT THE FFF UP DAVID BOWIE I SO DON'T CARE IF THE WIND IS WILD RIGHT NOW I HAVE ABOUT TWENTY ARCHAEOLOGY ESSAYS TO WRITE

If anyone has any answers...

Stuff I learnt this weekend

-Africa and Spain are really close. I'd always thought there was miles between them but it is not so. Look,

I reckon I could swim that.

-I'm still allergic to chocolate spread.

-Marks and Spencers don't let you swear on birthday cakes

Love + Arthur Lee

The other day I burnt off a copy of Forever Changes by Love, which i haven't listened to in a while, and I just remembered how fucking brilliant they are.
But I swear, I've only ever met like two people who have ever heard of them, and one was my dad so he doesn't count. I don't get it, and it makes me crumple a bit inside. They're so perfect, I wish everyone knew them and loved them, that would be the best.
And also, while i fully accept Jimi Henddrix's awesomeness, their version of Hey Joe is  better. They're CRAZY good. And Arthur Lee is pretty much one of my favourite people in the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-3Tk1AoXaI&feature=fvst

coooooooooooool

Yesssssss

I changed the name of this thing AND my driving licence just came in the post.
muthafuckaaaaaaas

COOL FACTS ABOUT DOGS

I don’t actually like dogs, and consequently don’t know any COOL facts about them, but luckily, two of my bestest friends do and even have THEIR OWN dogs. However, neither of them know any facts about dogs in general cause they’re really dense (one of them is ginger, go figure) so here is a list of facts about their own dogs. And my cat, who is also ginger.

BAILEY

• he wears a red bandana round his neck

• he barks at Chinese people in yellow jackets

• he eats Meaty Balls which is ironic cause he had his balls cut off ha ha ha

• he ear voms frequently

• he will high five you if you bring up Jason Donovan.

EBONY

• her full name is Ebony Ray Araura Flammable Lycra Greenybum

• she eats paper

• she can heil Hitler (great...)

• she doesn’t seem to care that I don’t like dogs and jumps on me and barks at me anyway

GINGE

• he looks like a leopard

• he likes Nirvana

• he can play the pan pipes really well. Actually that’s a lie, he can’t but sometimes he wags his tail really rhythmically.