Let us hunt some orc.

Sometimes when I go running I pretend to be Aragorn chasing orcs because that way it is much more fun.


Once for authenticity I took my fake beard with me, but it was itchy and I had to hang it round my neck instead and some of the hairs fell out and it looked like I had really long pubes on my chest so I didn't take it again.

One day I think I will take my sword.

Bitch be wary.